Honey, someday when you're a little older you will be introduced to something that is extremely seductive, but fickle. A fair-weather friend who seems benign, but packs a wallop like a donkey kick, and that is the Long Island iced tea. The Long Island iced tea makes you do things that you normally wouldn't do, like lifting your skirt in public or calling someone you normally wouldn't call at really weird times. -Lorelai to Rory, Gilmore Girls 'Red Light on the Wedding Night'